Note from me: I do not have a Husband, but this is too funny! If you want to know how to un install horrible husband 8.5 just let me know.
Installing a Husband:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe', try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3. 5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 It runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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Friday, May 30, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
BIG NEWS!
My divorce is finally final. So after 1 year and 8 months, of separation, I am officially divorced!!!
It's such a relief, so instead of 50 pounds I have lost 200.. HA HA HA.
It's such a relief, so instead of 50 pounds I have lost 200.. HA HA HA.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Self Esteem and Women
Self esteem and Women
I enjoy reading this blog:
http://howtotellifaguyisajerk.blogspot.com/
This is proably one of my favorites, she has written, so great. I must share to all my sister’s out there.
Self Esteem and the Cycle of Being Used
Ladies....
If your self-esteem is strong and healthy, you are less likely to be used by men.
Contrariwise, women with low self-esteem and feeling of insecurity and worthlessness are often vulnerable to the use and degradation of not-so-great men.
Over and over I see young women with low self esteem who think that if a guy gives them attention it means they are valuable. Or if they have sex with a guy, then he will love them. Not so.
There is a big difference between a great man wanting to be with a woman, and a not-so-great guy wanting to use whomever they can find for an hour or so.
For thousands of years woman have lived in a world where their value is dependent on their sexual worth to men. We need to let this archaic idea go.
You are valuable because you are a human being. Your worth is dependent on your humanness. Regardless of the views of men, you are important and essential to our world. You have unique talents, traits, and ideas that have nothing to do with how not-so-great guys view you sexually. Your worth is not dependent on a bunch of guys who want nothing more than someone to take care of their needs.
Here is what often happens...
1. A woman lacks self-esteem, feels unattractive, worthless or unappealing to men.
2. She feels horrible about herself and thinks she is not worthy of a great guy.
3. She takes unhealthy attention from any guy who is in need of sexual pleasure.
4. After being taken advantage of, her self-esteem plummets. She feels sad, used, demeaned.
5. Her experience supports the idea that she is worth nothing so she becomes more vulnerable to not-so-great guys.
6. She really wants a guy to give her attention to help her feel valuable so she gives herself to whomever gives her a glance.
And so the cycle continues.
How does a woman break the cycle?
You strengthen your self-esteem. You decide that you will not be taken advantage of again. You become strong and secure. You let go of the idea that your value is dependent on your sexual appeal to guys. You take back your strength.
I’m not suggesting it is easy. In truth it is often most difficult. But, until a woman decides she is not going to be used, she will continue to be vulnerable... she will continue to get hurt.
Those men who use you are not the kind of guys you want to be with. They are not the type of men who make for a great husband or long term partner.
There are great men out there who want a healthy and happy relationship. There are great men who won’t take advantage of a vulnerable insecure woman.
I enjoy reading this blog:
http://howtotellifaguyisajerk.blogspot.com/
This is proably one of my favorites, she has written, so great. I must share to all my sister’s out there.
Self Esteem and the Cycle of Being Used
Ladies....
If your self-esteem is strong and healthy, you are less likely to be used by men.
Contrariwise, women with low self-esteem and feeling of insecurity and worthlessness are often vulnerable to the use and degradation of not-so-great men.
Over and over I see young women with low self esteem who think that if a guy gives them attention it means they are valuable. Or if they have sex with a guy, then he will love them. Not so.
There is a big difference between a great man wanting to be with a woman, and a not-so-great guy wanting to use whomever they can find for an hour or so.
For thousands of years woman have lived in a world where their value is dependent on their sexual worth to men. We need to let this archaic idea go.
You are valuable because you are a human being. Your worth is dependent on your humanness. Regardless of the views of men, you are important and essential to our world. You have unique talents, traits, and ideas that have nothing to do with how not-so-great guys view you sexually. Your worth is not dependent on a bunch of guys who want nothing more than someone to take care of their needs.
Here is what often happens...
1. A woman lacks self-esteem, feels unattractive, worthless or unappealing to men.
2. She feels horrible about herself and thinks she is not worthy of a great guy.
3. She takes unhealthy attention from any guy who is in need of sexual pleasure.
4. After being taken advantage of, her self-esteem plummets. She feels sad, used, demeaned.
5. Her experience supports the idea that she is worth nothing so she becomes more vulnerable to not-so-great guys.
6. She really wants a guy to give her attention to help her feel valuable so she gives herself to whomever gives her a glance.
And so the cycle continues.
How does a woman break the cycle?
You strengthen your self-esteem. You decide that you will not be taken advantage of again. You become strong and secure. You let go of the idea that your value is dependent on your sexual appeal to guys. You take back your strength.
I’m not suggesting it is easy. In truth it is often most difficult. But, until a woman decides she is not going to be used, she will continue to be vulnerable... she will continue to get hurt.
Those men who use you are not the kind of guys you want to be with. They are not the type of men who make for a great husband or long term partner.
There are great men out there who want a healthy and happy relationship. There are great men who won’t take advantage of a vulnerable insecure woman.
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